“You know, I don’t think iTunes is bloated, baroque or feature-overstuffed enough yet.  How can we fix that?”

“Dude, we’ll totally ad a social network to it!  The kids love those!”

(Alternate version: “YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKED SOCIAL NETWORKS…”)

Mostly, I snark to note that in here in C.E. 2010, “…we’ll add a social network/connection to facebook” appears to have supplanted “…we’ll make it read email” as the default end-state of software project management gone metastatic.  The wheel turns.