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So you may or may not have heard… there are a few gay people in San Francisco. And they throw a big parade every year. Allegedly a debauched, depraved event corrosive to traditional American values… but that must have been last year, because this year every other group was Gay Parents, and one time when I tried to make eye contact with a hot guy on a float it turned out to be our (pathologically heterosexual) mayor. I feel my morals were insufficiently weakened by this event and I demand a refund. Oh well, there were still some great costumes.