Delta’s departure lounge is still playing christmas carols on the public address system.

That’s a death-penalty offense after 1am on December 26th, right?

 

That would be my apartment. Specifically, my bedroom window. For which I am about to go buy substantially thicker drapes. You can probably find yours too if you live in a major metropolitan area. (Hint: the compass points are clickable and will cycle through differently angled exposures.)

Remember please: this is publicly available, civilian-cleared imagery.

Once upon a time, paranoiacs used to wear tinfoil hats to keep the satellite from reading their minds. Now suddenly I’m thinking of erecting a tinfoil awning over my entire BLOCK.