I’ve finally figured out how I’m going to retire early. It’s a plan so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a weasel. Observe!
Step one: Install BlogADs and Google AdWords on my little site.
Step two: Once a week, at a minimum, make a post that suggests that the denizens of littlegreenfootballs.com are one or more of: Nazis, totalitarians, uncouth, racists, idiots, psychopaths or madmen. Be sure to link to one LGF post at random so they notice it in their referrer logs.
Step three: ???
Step four: profit!