the war on terrorism jumps the shark

It’s finally come to this:

I’m not saying these people are associated with terrorist organizations,” [NYPD] Captain McGowan said, “but some counterfeit rings are. It’s a great way to destroy our economy.

Uh oh! Terrorists! What are those damn terrorists up to this time?

Well, uh, apparently terrorists are now selling knock-off Gucci handbags in Chinatown. Because as we all know, if Prada’s profit margins slip 1%, the terrorists have won. And our economy will be destroyed.

I can’t make this stuff up, folks. We are officially living on Bizarro-Earth.

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