December 17th. 12:01am. Return of the King. A theatre to be determined shortly (most likely Battery Park Regal).
Drop me a line, preferably in the next day or so to facilitate mass ticket-buying. Also indicate if you’d be into a ceremonial slog through the DVDs the weekend before, perhaps on Sunday afternoon/evening.
And don’t even pretend for a second that you’re not a big enough dork to consider this. Because you are.