bored at work…

…and for once, the Friday Five questions aren’t completely annoying me. So with no further ado:


1. What food do you like that most people hate?

Kimchee. Mmmmmm…kimchee. Blessed, blessed kimchee.

Shut up or I’ll breathe on you.

2. What food do you hate that most people like?

Eggs. Shudder, twitch, retch, etc. The form doesn’t matter: scrambled, fried, deviled, omelet, boiled — it’s all horrible jiggly sulfurous congealed mucous. I honestly can’t understand the appeal at all.

3. What famous person, whom many people may find attractive, is most unappealing to you?

Britney Spears. Yawn. Nice body, I guess, and it’s not that I don’t generally find jiggly blonde femmes attractive, but her face is just… not doing it for me at all. She looks like what an 8-year-old boy who wasn’t actually yet into girls would describe if you asked him to imagine what a beautiful girl looked like. My eyes get no traction on her face: they just fall off and start staring at whatever’s next to her.

4. What famous person, whom many people may find unappealing, do you find attractive?

Gary Oldman. Objectively, well, he is ugly as hell. Doesn’t matter. He’s plugged straight into god’s own electrical socket. That works for me.

5. What popular trend baffles you?

Voting Republican. Rimshot

More seriously…with the previously noted exception of my addiction to Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, I remain perpetually baffled by the popularity of “reality TV”. I mean, hello, this crap sucked back when it was called ‘The Real World’ Who authorized converting our entire nation’s entertainment output into this horrible format?

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