Things that I expect we can look forward to in the next few months:
- A show trial in which it is proved that Saddam was developing anthrax, ebola, sarin, VX, nuclear weapons, satellite-mounted railguns, and sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads.
- Donald Rumsfield announcing that we are winning the “hearts and minds” of the Iraqi people during the bombardment of Baghdad
- Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA (I’m Proud to Be an American)” played about 50,000 more times.
That’s a short list. I’m soliticing suggestions.